It’s a desperate time for the Bishop, his wife has gone off the rails spending all the money on parties and fancy clothes. The congregation is slowly dwindling, and the bottom has fallen out of the collection plate.

Therefore desperate times call for desperate measures, in an attempt to maintain his wealth the Bishop has come up with a radical plan. “Pop up Pardon’s” “Anytime any Place, Anywhere, that’s Absolution” or just “Walk in and Ditch the Sin”.

Yes you got it! Mobile confessions, no need to book, simply walk right up, pay a donation to the Bishop’s ‘Special ‘Fundraiser and in just a few minutes your free to Sin again. Don’t forget you can call in as many times as you like, so go on and enjoy a sneaky sin or two. Every little helps!

Why not join the Bishop this Samhain as he hits the road with the “Sinning is winning” tour. It’s an opportunity to have your own personal audience with the Bishop, listen to the stories and maybe, just maybe you could reserve a plot in his private graveyard.

Terms and Conditions are binding and forgiveness is not absolute. In a survey 20 people out of 2000 said they felt no shame after the ordeal.